Wednesday, October 30, 2013

No Capes!

Edna: It will be bold! Dramatic! 
Bob: Yeah! 
Edna: Heroic! 
Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots... 
Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes! 
Bob: Isn't that my decision? 
Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids. 
Bob: Listen, E... 
Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin! 
Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb... 
Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine! 
Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things... 
Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!  Commando Frog, slowly stepped on by tank!

Edna: No capes! 

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